Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
GHOSTRIDER
MY NAME IS GHOSTRIDER BECAUSE IM GHOSTRIDER AND I HAVE A DARKSIDE TO ME
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."