Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a rhyme. Roses are red, violets are blue...so far so good. Then comes the zinger: "All the worse jokes come from you." In other words, you, my friend, are the reason people don't laugh. You're about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. And based on your joke, you are not very smart. Maybe try knock-knock jokes? Or better yet, just smile and nod.