Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You got a bulldog, right? Tough dog. Then you got a shih tzu, which is basically a fancy rat. Mash 'em together, and what do you get? A load of BULLSHIT! You know, like what comes out of your mouth when you try to be smart. Bet you didn't know shih tzus were bred for Chinese royalty, huh? Yeah, you're learning something for once.
Renee58
I love all your jokes