Humor
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
You were tricked, loser. ;]
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
This isn't a joke.