Humor
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣