One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Clean Shirt Compliment
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Explain Bear
Listen up, bonehead. So, this dude is super depressed, right? He's standing on a train track, probably waiting for the train to end it all. Then some broad comes along and asks him to move. Instead of, you know, dealing with his issues, he's all like, "Hey, nice shirt." The punchline is she responds that she hung the shirt up. You are the type of person to hang your shirts in the closet, wrinkle free, you slob.