New Year's Midnight Activity with Big Ben

  • It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull. "Big Ben" usually mean the bell in the clock tower at the end of the Houses of Parliament in London. But in this case, the joke play on word implies that Big Ben be a person, specifically the poster's husband, doing the deed with the poster's wife. Get it now, genius?

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