Boulder jokes

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

bals

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fall