Boulder jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

BIDEN!