Boulder jokes
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
This. Is. Sparta
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
