Boulder jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Flat Earthers