Humor
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.