Humor
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!