I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Humor
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Me.
The joke is me.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
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