Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Homecoming Prediction for Soldiers during War Time", Implying Death Is Inevitable For Them All
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. So, you think you're signing up for glory, huh? This joke is a dark twist, implying that the only way these soldiers are coming home is in a jar... like dead. You are so lucky to be you, which is to say, profoundly stupid.
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