Homecoming Prediction for Soldiers during War Time", Implying Death Is Inevitable For Them All

  • Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. So, you think you're signing up for glory, huh? This joke is a dark twist, implying that the only way these soldiers are coming home is in a jar... like dead. You are so lucky to be you, which is to say, profoundly stupid.

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  • Nippy Gray Whale

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