Humor
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
explain bear pull up I dare you >:(
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Kyler, go on this one.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.