Humor
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
We don't read backwards.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!