Humor

Humor

Kid

    • Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

    The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

    The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

    In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

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    • Blowjob

    • Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

    Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

    Son: How did it taste?

    Dad: Get out.

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    • Orphan

    • I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

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    • Humor memes

    Sex

    • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

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    • Deaf people

    • Dear Hearing People,

    We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

    Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

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    • Race

    • I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

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    • Cellar

    • What does a kid and wine have in common?

    Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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