Humor
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Memes
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.