Humor

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

"Of course," she says.

The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.