Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Bad Luck Comparison
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, you smooth-brained individual, let me break it down for you. You thought this was funny? You probably think wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement. Anyway, the joke is about how a broken mirror supposedly gives bad luck, which is more severe than breaking a wine glass. The broken condom part is a very low-brow punchline comparing it to a broken mirror, implying an even longer period of bad luck or consequences. This humor is based on misfortune, but you wouldn't know since you trip over your own feet.
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