Hiroshima jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"