What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
