Hiroshima jokes
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!