Hiroshima jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!