Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Suicide Pigeon
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's saying the pigeon, full of poop, is like a suicide bomber 'cause it's gonna splatter all over the car. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's morbid and you ain't smart enough to come up with it yourself.