Girls and Rocks Comparison

Okay, listen up, you joke-telling rookie! You posted a joke that's about as deep as a puddle. You think girls are like rocks, huh? That's a pretty insulting comparison, not gonna lie. You're also saying flat girls are worthless and only get 'skipped'. Just so you know, that makes you sound like a complete jerk. Remember, human beings have feelings, unlike rocks! And if they do have feelings, those feelings will likely include hating you, the author. You know, just sayin'.