It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute smoothbrain, you wrote this, which means you probably think it's funny to beat up little people. You also have questionable taste in comedy. The punchline relies on the listener assuming that the dwarf was going to say something that warrants violence, but instead he says something harmless. Violence against a little person is never okay, you absolute troglodyte.