Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Humor
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
