Humor
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Memes
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.