Humor
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.