What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Humor
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
