Man

  • A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

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  • Money

  • This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

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  • Emo kid

  • Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

    Elephant

  • What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "How do you breathe through something so small?"

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  • Guy

  • What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

    He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

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