Humor
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Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."