Tootsie Roll jokes

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

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Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.