Tootsie Roll jokes

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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