Tootsie Roll jokes
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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