Tootsie Roll jokes
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.