Crispy Son

The joke is funny because it uses a juxtaposition of a common description of food with the horrifying act of putting a baby in a blender.

• Blender
• Son
• Baby
• Family
• Violence
• Appliance

• What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
• How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
• What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
• I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.