Humor
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
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Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”