Stevie Wonder Jokes

What did stevie wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Stevie Wonder is a terrible father

He never sees his kids

What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

You’re as useless as Stevie Wonders eyes!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife

He just turned a blind eye

How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around

What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

God said “let there be light” so it beamed off your forehead and so I turned into stevie wonder and called it night

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said "who the fuck taught you to drive"... To this he replied "Stevie Wonder".

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!

What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.

What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered

Nothing