Humor
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Memes
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
I'm a rapist.
bradley
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.