Skeleton pun jokes

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁