I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
Funny Guy
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.