Humor
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Do a neck reveal.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.