What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Cripple Jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
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What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
