what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy
Cripple Jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
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What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
bradley
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh--
ME
What do you call a crippled man. Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh
