To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
crippling Depression wh–
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn’t understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
Knock Knock Who’s there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can’t do standup
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs…the boy has no legs.
What’s an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
What’s the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it’s a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.