Depression

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

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Depression

uwu

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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Bradley

Anonymous

bradley

2

Lost

Anonymous

why did stephen hawkins die

he lost internet connections

Floor

Anonymous

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

Orphan

Anonymous hobo man

what did the orphan say to the crippled man.

i suffer from crippling depression

Depression

jaymie

knock knock

whos there

crippling Depression

crippling Depression wh–

ME

Roll

Anonymous

These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away

Cry

cHlOe

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn’t understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

Hand

yourmom

why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour

Depression

IT'S ME REEEEEEEEEE

Knock Knock Who’s there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me

Liner

Hahachalk YT

Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?

Because he can’t do standup

Ball

Cinderblock III

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs…the boy has no legs.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What’s an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)

Paul Walker

Anonymous

So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard

Lost

Anonymous

how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection

Vegetable

Jesus

What’s the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.

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Cry

Sabers the fox

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it’s a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

Son

no

son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.

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