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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

What did a comedian say at a show full of people with down syndrome? What’s up.

Why does everyone at school make fun of the cripples kid. Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Why are Helen Keller’s hands crippled? From reading stop signs going 50 miles an hour.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

A crippled guy rolls into a bar only to find his worst enemy…stairs.

why are crippled people always getting picked on?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Why should you not make fun of a crippled person?

Because he can’t stand the jokes.

Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

Some cripples when they die they can’t go to heaven

Why? Because of the stairs

What is a Cripple’ favorite hat. A handicap

I was talking with a crippled guy the other day and he said to me “I can’t stand people who make cripple jokes”

Why did the cop shoot the crippled man? He didnt have his hands where the cop could see them.

What did the doctor not tell the crippled man to do after he broke his arm? :walk it off

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement


Just imagine, if Paul Walker survived the crash would they have to change his name from Paul Walker to Paul Crippled?

im a cripple thats a stand up comedian.

Dylan cripple

What do you get when a crippled person is grumpy? Boy is it a crippy day, isn’t it?