To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
bradley
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it’s a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh–
ME
What’s the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn’t understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can’t do standup
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
What’s an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
Knock Knock Who’s there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs…the boy has no legs.
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
louie
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
Did you know a vegetable can also be a fruit?
theres no joke
also there are only 2 genders, male and female
hhgregg anyone?