adam

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I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.

me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.