Presidential assassination jokes

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.