Presidential assassination jokes

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?