Humor
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.