Candice Jokes

Dick

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

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  • Nut

    Who is Joe?

    You reply back: Who is Candice?

    They reply back: Who is Candice?

    You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

    Nut

    Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

    Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

    Me: What is that?

    Siri: Sugondese nuts.

    Nut

    What did one nut say to the other nut?

    A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."

    Name

    My girlfriend's name is Candice.

    Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

    Mario

    SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

    Candice everyone: Candice?

    Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!