Candice jokes
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!