Candice Jokes

Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese

me: wat is dat?

Siri: sugondese nuts

Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH