Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. You see, the joke is that the mom is fat, so the scale is asking for her weight because that's what scales do. But the person is implying that her weight is so high it's like a phone number. Get it? Or are you still counting on your fingers?
nobody
and the phone number starts with 9
Sean Crimmins
youre fatter than her lil nigga