What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."