What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Humor
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ðŸ˜
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
