Tit jokes
Tis the season to be spooky.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Your mum's got big tits.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.