My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
Deez nuts
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
Magitat
Do you like in & out?Yes why in and out of your mouth.
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Your forehead so big that we may as well call it a fivehead
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice