Humor

What kind of bees make milk?

BooBees.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have soul.