What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

how does the bunny keep his fur neat

with a hare brush

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?

a receding hare-line!!!

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants??? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)

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