Hare jokes
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
"Slow and steady wins the race."
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.