Hare Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.

how does the bunny keep his fur neat

with a hare brush

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your Hare cut!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.

why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

--the cops had to comb the area

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!

When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?

a receding hare-line!!!!!

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare

Bunny hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!

What's is a rabbit favorite drink? Hare wine.

Can a cook and clean for real no i do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.