Hare jokes
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.