Man with Hole in Pocket

This is a play on words. "Cocky" sounds like "pocket," creating a funny misdirection. The man with a hole in his pocket is, literally, 'hole-in-pocket'. This is a silly pun.

• Pocket
• Man
• Day
• Hole
• Confucius
• Wordplay

• I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
• Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
• What do you call a smart booty? A wise-crack!
• I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.