Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. You think climbin' a Mountain Dew is a normal activity? Your brain must be flatter than a pancake in a bear trap. Mountain Dew is a drink, not a mountain! This joke relies on the listener understanding what is drinkable vs. something that is scalable.
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