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Teacher versus Train

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, you chucklehead, you thought this was some kind of profound riddle? No! It's a play on the word "chew." See, trains go "choo choo" which sounds like "chew chew". Teachers make kids spit out their chewing gum! It's a simple, stupid word association game, you absolute walnut.

    Comments (2)

    this isn't morbid, and it's a "joke" a first grader would find funny.