Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was some deep philosophical question? No! It's a play on words, you simpleton. A 'hare' is an animal, and 'hair' is what people have on their heads (usually). The bald man painted rabbits, which are similar, so they might look like hair, get it? Maybe read a book?