What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Humor
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
