Hows jokes
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Well.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.