Hows jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How long is it?
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!