Hows jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Bitch how tf??
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.