How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, emos are known for cutting themselves, right? And when you scan something at the store, it gives you a discount, yeah? So, like, scanning an emo kid's wrists would be like scanning a barcode, and you'd get a discount. Get it? You probably don't, you walnut.