Emo Discount

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  • How do you get a discount off groceries?

    Scan the emo kid's wrists.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. So, emos are known for cutting themselves, right? And when you scan something at the store, it gives you a discount, yeah? So, like, scanning an emo kid's wrists would be like scanning a barcode, and you'd get a discount. Get it? You probably don't, you walnut.

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