Brazilian Pricing

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The first blonde thinks she's confessing to sleeping with a Brazilian person. But the second blonde, bless her heart, wants to know the price of a "Brazilian," like it's some fancy coffee or something. You probably think Brazilian waxes grow on trees, don't you?

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