How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Hows Jokes
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
