Hows jokes
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.